Random Comebacks

Comeback:
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!



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Insult:
Why do you smell funny?

Comeback:
It's called Deodorant, I don't think you've ever smelt it before.



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Insult:
Man: I can tell that you want me.

Comeback:
Woman: You're right, I want you to go away!



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