Random Comebacks

Comeback:
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!



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Comeback:
I'd like to see things from your point of view, However I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.



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Comeback:
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the local shop, you should go get one.



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