Random Comebacks

Insult:
Mother: son of a bitch!

Comeback:
Son: Hell right I am!



500 Likes  
Comeback:
If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!



233 Likes  
Insult:
I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?

Comeback:
If I wanted cheap clothes I would have looked in your wardrobe.



229 Likes