Random Comebacks

Insult:
Your so fat!

Comeback:
Oh yeah? I'm fat because every time I ploughed your mum, she gave me a cookie.



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Insult:
You Failed!

Comeback:
Yeah, so did your mom's abortion.



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Insult:
I hate u

Comeback:
Roses r red violetts are black if u dont love me ill stick a knife in ur back



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